Why this even made celebrity news is beyond me, but according to People Magazine, the Jonas Brothers claim on their Myspace Q & A that they hope their spouses turn our to be their biggest fans.... So basically, they want to marry a 14 year old girl?!?!
Don't even get me started on the Jonas Brothers phenomenon. I dealt with Hanson in the 90's but this... this is much, much worse. It's great that the Jonas Brothers are all attractive young men, but if I were them I would keep the bragging to a minimum. Their fans range in age from 12 to 18 and I would like to assume most of these fans are girls and their mothers. I guess in that case the age range is 12-18 and 35-50 years old. All those fans and they can't even sing! (or drink)
The only thing that would make me think that the Jonas Brothers are cool would be if they got Miley Cyrus knocked up. Now that would be funny and worthy of celebrity news! Anything else about them I can learn about on the Disney Channel and from my 10 year old cousin. Until then, I would like to suggest that People Magazine be a little more selective about their stories. Also, I would like to suggest the Jonas Brothers to turn in their chastity rings... no one ever stayed famous with their clothes on...
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I have to agree. This really popped out of nowhere. I went to Europe for a month and a half this summer, and when I returned, not only was my 9-year-old stepsister obsessed, but even Target was stocking JoBros gear.
Why are stories like this even news? It's just representative of the further degradation of music... We had to live through the produced, prepackaged boy bands. Now we have taken it a step further (as if it couldn't get any worse): they are made on Disney television.
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