As I was trying to read the news, my eyes became distracted by a fantastic revelation from Hollywood: Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds get married! So?
Scarlett Johansson is probably one of the most boring young women in Hollywood. She is never seen out wasted, she has no children out of wedlock, she's never taken down a paparazzi, and she hasn't ever been married.... until now, that is. Ryan Reynolds isn't too interesting himself. He is never seen doing anything because he is simply not that cool.
It's a shame that celebrities without a black cloud of scandal over their heads are considered "boring" in today's world. As a celebrity-enthusiast, I thrive on the lunatic celebrities that are always doing something really, really dumb. It is difficult for me to appreciate someone who uses their talent for good. It is also hard for me to appreciate a married celebrity couple that didn't get paid millions by People Magazine to photograph the exchange of vows. Who do they think they are?
The good news is that the good gossip is just beginning for these two. I give it one year, maybe even two, before these two Hollywood bores get divorced. I'm sure it will be strategically staged around one of their upcoming films as some extra publicity, but it will happen, trust me. Marriages in Hollywood are a joke, everyone knows that! However, we also know that the best way to boost your C-List status (cough, cough, Ryan Reynolds, cough, cough) is to pretend to "love" one of the most talented actresses in Hollywood, cheat on her, and then go through a horrible divorce. I thought Scarlett was above the superficiality of Hollywood, but I guess she's just fallen head over heels in love..... YEAH RIGHT!
2 comments:
Shame there doesn't seem to be happier marriages in the echelon of society that influences our nation's culture so much. Oh wait. There are, but we never hear about them. Let's see, Christian Bale's pretty solidly married. So is Matt Damon. Catherine Zeta-Jones is as well (but some could argue that she's more a golddigger). So is that a problem with the media or a problem with the stars themselves? Or both? I'm going with the third one.
Wow! This post seems as if it came from a magazine-great job! I love the picture-it acts as an enhancement. But hey, wait a minute...I totally DISAGREE. Yes it is true that being wild, outrageous, and down right obscene tends to attract attention and popularity BUT what's the point? Maybe these two individuals are 'low key'. Perhaps they are not accustomed to living their lives on the wild side in order to attract publicity and gain an extra dollar. Many celebrities have to be in the spot light, most of the time making an ass of themselves. I salute these two for maintaining their [boring] careers and enjoying what they do together. Why should popularity/fame/paparazzi matter? In the end-they are going to make money and be happy together.
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