Dear celebrity parents,
Why do you all feel the need to name your children outlandish names. Do you not realize these kids have to keep these lives until they are at least 18 years old if not forever? Do you not understand that normal people do not want to go by "Apple" or "Bronx" for the rest of their lives? Do you not understand that there are still plenty of unique yet normal names out there?
Recently, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz finally gave birth to her son with husband and Fallout Boy bassist Pete Wentz. Did they name their child something normal like Bob? No. They named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yes, Mowgli as in the Jungle Book boy and Bronx as in NYC. They poor child has a long life to live.
Grantedm baby Bronx was born to two very rich young parents. Isn't that punishment enough... having Ashlee Simpson as your mother?? Obviously not, on account that the kids name is only going to harass his life even more. I feel bad for celebrity babies. Not only do they never really get to spend time with their parents (that's what full-time nannies are for!) but they are stalked by the paparzzi and are given horrid names they must answer to for the rest of their lives! It must be retched growing up in Hollywood. At least they don't have to worry about someone with the same name ever being in their class...
Why do you all feel the need to name your children outlandish names. Do you not realize these kids have to keep these lives until they are at least 18 years old if not forever? Do you not understand that normal people do not want to go by "Apple" or "Bronx" for the rest of their lives? Do you not understand that there are still plenty of unique yet normal names out there?
Recently, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz finally gave birth to her son with husband and Fallout Boy bassist Pete Wentz. Did they name their child something normal like Bob? No. They named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yes, Mowgli as in the Jungle Book boy and Bronx as in NYC. They poor child has a long life to live.
Grantedm baby Bronx was born to two very rich young parents. Isn't that punishment enough... having Ashlee Simpson as your mother?? Obviously not, on account that the kids name is only going to harass his life even more. I feel bad for celebrity babies. Not only do they never really get to spend time with their parents (that's what full-time nannies are for!) but they are stalked by the paparzzi and are given horrid names they must answer to for the rest of their lives! It must be retched growing up in Hollywood. At least they don't have to worry about someone with the same name ever being in their class...
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