
Fox news has out done their leadership in journalism with their new online story about Lindsay Lohan's love for Samantha Ronson. Did we mention this is NOT homosexual love...
Ronson and Lohan have been seen cuddling, kissing, touching, and doing very loving things together for almost a year yet neither has come out of the closest and officially announced their relationship to the rest of the world. Until now... sort of.
In an interview with Fox News, Lindsay Lohan says that it is "obvious who she is seeing" and that she is not a lesbian but may be a bisexual. She's not a fan of labels, as she claimed, not to mention I'm sure her head is still clouded from the years of alcohol and cocaine abuse. Regardless, the truth came out, sort of, that her and Samantha Ronson are officially an item, just not a lesbian item. No offense, but I am pretty confident that Ronson is gay. That is assuming she really is a female. (I find her looks rather deceiving, myself) Now, if I were gay and taking Lindsay Lohan out on a bunch of hot dates, I would probably want her to be gay too... or at least admit to being bisexual. I wonder how Samantha feels about the whole "I don't like labels" comment? Is it really that embarrassing to admit you like girls after you've been photographed throwing up in the back of a Navigator, cracked out on drugs in the passenger seat of your friend's car, smoking pot inside a club, drinking underage, wrecking your brand new Mercedes while under the influence of God only knows, and without any panties? Hmmm.... I guess so.

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