Thursday, December 4, 2008

Katie Holmes: You May Not be a Wallflower, but you're still Weird!


Oh beautiful, innocent, gentle Katie Holmes, where has your sanity gone? In a recent interview with Time Magazine, Katie Holmes fights back at the rumors that she's become a wallflower... The funny thing is, this is definitely not the same rumors I've been hearing about her since her whirlwind relationship, pregnancy, and marriage to Tom Cruise. You see, as a celebrity gossip blogger I couldn't care less about how outgoing she is... I'm more concerned that Katie Holmes has turned into another Scientologist Hollywood freak that is less concerned with being human and more concerned with please some made-up alien by a science fiction writer (emphasis on fiction). The rumors I heard involved her being brainwashed by psycho-esque Tom Cruise and forced to undergo strange things like child birth with no drugs or sounds. Granted, all religion is a cult to some extent but if you ask me, Scientologists take the world cult to a whole new level. Everyone (friends, family, fans, etc...) noticed Katie's (or "Kate's") transformation after her pop-marriage to Tom Cruise. She used to be so gentle and innocent, playing cute roles like Joey on Dawson's Creek. Then suddenly she chopped off her hair, got knocked up by her childhood crush, and denounced her catholic family. Sound a bit weird, to you too, doesn't it? But Katie assures us she's not a wallflower like we think she is so to not worry... she is happy and okay... but that was never our concern... duh?? Maybe I missed something or maybe she truly is brainwashed....

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