Miley Cyrus: You Are NOT that Cool!

Is Mikey Cyrus divorcing herself from her oh-so-beloved family??

The rumor that Hannah Montana is considering legal emancipation from her parents is, in the words of a Cyrus publicist responding to my inquiry, "completely false." Of course it is... they havn't started stealing from her yet...

However, if Miley Cyrus did want legal sundering from Billy Ray and What's Her Name—essentially freeing herself from her parents and achieving an early adulthood—the teen sensation would be the latest in a long line of famous child performers to do so. In fact there are plenty of names you probably know very well ...

Sorry, Miley... only the cool kids in town like Drew Barrymore divorce their parents.