Beyond doing a horrible job portraying Stephenie Meyer's bestselling novel, Twilight (the film) reminds teenage girls around the world that their only hope for love.... is finding a vampire. And not just any vampire, but a vampire who loves your scent so much he was to suck your blood. Sounds flattering, doesn't it!
What is it with young people and vampires? Is it really that attractive to have some guy with really pale and cold skin that likes to hunt humans want to be with you? Is it the erotic nature of the vampire sucking the blood out of the neck or thigh? Or is it the tabooness of the vampire love that attracks women to vampires? Whatever it is, it is ridiculous not to mention unhealthy. Its hard enough to find a date, let alone a vampire. What is Hollywood teaching kids these days?!?
My advice to teenage girls is the following:
#1: vampire or no vampire, if you see Robert Pattinson walking down the street, do whatever it takes to woo him. Vampire or no vampire he is hot and well worth getting eaten alive.
#2: beware of who people really are... look at all the signs... and I'm not talking about signs he's cheating.
#3: if your guy tries to bite you... you may want to confront him. Let him know that if he's a vampire, its cool, you just need to know in advance. Duh.
#4: if you find out your guy is human, run like the wind.. Not only is he worthless but he won't be romantic, he wont protect you, and he will more than likely leave you anyway.
Great prospects, huh!
Until then, watch Twilight over and over again and go on a vampire hunt for your one true love!
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