Nothing is a bigger spectacle than discussing Obama's Inauguration Outfit...

Maybe its not celebrities that are crazy... maybe its the responsible adults (or so we think). Barack Obama recently discussed potential Inauguration tuxedos with People Magazine. Why, you may ask. Because everyone wants to looks good! Duh!

The funny thing is is that this is not just life as spectacle... this is our next President. Emphasis on PRESIDENT. Do I care if he is having trouble deciding between Gucci or Armani? NO! I would much rather hear about his cabinet choices, economic plan, and what kind of puppy he is getting his daughters... Clothing... that's secondary in importance.

It's difficult to study things like Society as Spectacle when there is no real distinction between the two. Media has altered everyone's reality in the U.S. and the world by not only showing us what "they" want us to see but framing it in a way it seems objective... It's scary.

Good luck, Obama, on your tuxedo choices. May the force be with you...

Miley Cyrus: You Are NOT that Cool!

Is Mikey Cyrus divorcing herself from her oh-so-beloved family??

The rumor that Hannah Montana is considering legal emancipation from her parents is, in the words of a Cyrus publicist responding to my inquiry, "completely false." Of course it is... they havn't started stealing from her yet...

However, if Miley Cyrus did want legal sundering from Billy Ray and What's Her Name—essentially freeing herself from her parents and achieving an early adulthood—the teen sensation would be the latest in a long line of famous child performers to do so. In fact there are plenty of names you probably know very well ...

Sorry, Miley... only the cool kids in town like Drew Barrymore divorce their parents.

2009 Grammy Awards have Been Announced... and Guess Who is Going to be Pissed!

The 2009 Grammy nominees were recently announced/ leaked online.... and guess who is NOT going to be happy: Kanye West. Kanye West only got 6 nominations, including Song of the Year for "American Boy" a song that didn't ever really get played on airwaves that much... Boy oh boy do the announcers of this years Grammy's have it coming to them id he doesn't win all six nominations!

Kanye West, as I have stated before, is a whiny celebrity. Nothing is ever just right for him and he seems to find trouble no matter where he is or what he is doing. Lame. You would think that overtime he would grow to understand that you don't alwys get your way and that sometimes, you lose because other people are better. Kanye West just doesn't seem to get it.

Katie Holmes: You May Not be a Wallflower, but you're still Weird!

Oh beautiful, innocent, gentle Katie Holmes, where has your sanity gone? In a recent interview with Time Magazine, Katie Holmes fights back at the rumors that she's become a wallflower... The funny thing is, this is definitely not the same rumors I've been hearing about her since her whirlwind relationship, pregnancy, and marriage to Tom Cruise. You see, as a celebrity gossip blogger I couldn't care less about how outgoing she is... I'm more concerned that Katie Holmes has turned into another Scientologist Hollywood freak that is less concerned with being human and more concerned with please some made-up alien by a science fiction writer (emphasis on fiction). The rumors I heard involved her being brainwashed by psycho-esque Tom Cruise and forced to undergo strange things like child birth with no drugs or sounds. Granted, all religion is a cult to some extent but if you ask me, Scientologists take the world cult to a whole new level. Everyone (friends, family, fans, etc...) noticed Katie's (or "Kate's") transformation after her pop-marriage to Tom Cruise. She used to be so gentle and innocent, playing cute roles like Joey on Dawson's Creek. Then suddenly she chopped off her hair, got knocked up by her childhood crush, and denounced her catholic family. Sound a bit weird, to you too, doesn't it? But Katie assures us she's not a wallflower like we think she is so to not worry... she is happy and okay... but that was never our concern... duh?? Maybe I missed something or maybe she truly is brainwashed....

Twilight has destroyed all Hope for Love (unless you find a Vampire that wants to eat you)

Beyond doing a horrible job portraying Stephenie Meyer's bestselling novel, Twilight (the film) reminds teenage girls around the world that their only hope for love.... is finding a vampire. And not just any vampire, but a vampire who loves your scent so much he was to suck your blood. Sounds flattering, doesn't it!

What is it with young people and vampires? Is it really that attractive to have some guy with really pale and cold skin that likes to hunt humans want to be with you? Is it the erotic nature of the vampire sucking the blood out of the neck or thigh? Or is it the tabooness of the vampire love that attracks women to vampires? Whatever it is, it is ridiculous not to mention unhealthy. Its hard enough to find a date, let alone a vampire. What is Hollywood teaching kids these days?!?

My advice to teenage girls is the following:

#1: vampire or no vampire, if you see Robert Pattinson walking down the street, do whatever it takes to woo him. Vampire or no vampire he is hot and well worth getting eaten alive.

#2: beware of who people really are... look at all the signs... and I'm not talking about signs he's cheating.

#3: if your guy tries to bite you... you may want to confront him. Let him know that if he's a vampire, its cool, you just need to know in advance. Duh.

#4: if you find out your guy is human, run like the wind.. Not only is he worthless but he won't be romantic, he wont protect you, and he will more than likely leave you anyway.

Great prospects, huh!

Until then, watch Twilight over and over again and go on a vampire hunt for your one true love!

KFed Tells His "Story" to People Magazine... and guess what... still, no one cares

In a recent "exclusive" interview with People Magazine (so exclusive it didn't even make print, only online publication) Kfed unleashed some of the dirty details about his former marriage with Britney Spears and his two sons with her. Some of the great details include:
- he remembers when he first met Britney in a club
- the happiest part of their marriage was getting married (??)
- having several kids by two baby mommas troubled his marriage with Britney
- he didn't ask for custody of his two sons with Britney for money only
- he is "rooting" for Britney
- he is happy his kids get to now see Britney

So basically we can draw the conclusion that KFed was not the gold digger we all assumed he was. Instead, he is an attention-whore that turned this God-awful situation into a media stunt to make him look like a king. If he really cared about those two kids, you would probably be holding a People Magazine cover of him with them as you read this because THAT would defiantly be cover-worthy footage. His image as a trailer-trash bad boy has changed drastically since Britney when loony and they divorced. Now he is a suave, clean-cut, romantic looking father figure that appears to be the responsible (and rich) adult. I would have had more respect for him if he would have just taken her money and run. At least then he wouldn't be a poser, pretending he actually loved Britney Spears as a person and not as a very wealthy sex-symbol.

Sorry, KFed. Not only does no one believe this goody-good image you are fronting in true, but we also simply don't give a damn about what you have to say. I'd rather listen to crazy Britney talk, at least she's down with being nuts and doesn't try to fake sanity.

Attention Celebrities: I dare you to name your child Bob!

Dear celebrity parents,

Why do you all feel the need to name your children outlandish names. Do you not realize these kids have to keep these lives until they are at least 18 years old if not forever? Do you not understand that normal people do not want to go by "Apple" or "Bronx" for the rest of their lives? Do you not understand that there are still plenty of unique yet normal names out there?

Recently, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz finally gave birth to her son with husband and Fallout Boy bassist Pete Wentz. Did they name their child something normal like Bob? No. They named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yes, Mowgli as in the Jungle Book boy and Bronx as in NYC. They poor child has a long life to live.

Grantedm baby Bronx was born to two very rich young parents. Isn't that punishment enough... having Ashlee Simpson as your mother?? Obviously not, on account that the kids name is only going to harass his life even more. I feel bad for celebrity babies. Not only do they never really get to spend time with their parents (that's what full-time nannies are for!) but they are stalked by the paparzzi and are given horrid names they must answer to for the rest of their lives! It must be retched growing up in Hollywood. At least they don't have to worry about someone with the same name ever being in their class...