Saturday, December 6, 2008
Nothing is a bigger spectacle than discussing Obama's Inauguration Outfit...
The funny thing is is that this is not just life as spectacle... this is our next President. Emphasis on PRESIDENT. Do I care if he is having trouble deciding between Gucci or Armani? NO! I would much rather hear about his cabinet choices, economic plan, and what kind of puppy he is getting his daughters... Clothing... that's secondary in importance.
It's difficult to study things like Society as Spectacle when there is no real distinction between the two. Media has altered everyone's reality in the U.S. and the world by not only showing us what "they" want us to see but framing it in a way it seems objective... It's scary.
Good luck, Obama, on your tuxedo choices. May the force be with you...
Miley Cyrus: You Are NOT that Cool!
The rumor that Hannah Montana is considering legal emancipation from her parents is, in the words of a Cyrus publicist responding to my inquiry, "completely false." Of course it is... they havn't started stealing from her yet...
However, if Miley Cyrus did want legal sundering from Billy Ray and What's Her Name—essentially freeing herself from her parents and achieving an early adulthood—the teen sensation would be the latest in a long line of famous child performers to do so. In fact there are plenty of names you probably know very well ...
Sorry, Miley... only the cool kids in town like Drew Barrymore divorce their parents.
2009 Grammy Awards have Been Announced... and Guess Who is Going to be Pissed!
Kanye West, as I have stated before, is a whiny celebrity. Nothing is ever just right for him and he seems to find trouble no matter where he is or what he is doing. Lame. You would think that overtime he would grow to understand that you don't alwys get your way and that sometimes, you lose because other people are better. Kanye West just doesn't seem to get it.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Katie Holmes: You May Not be a Wallflower, but you're still Weird!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Twilight has destroyed all Hope for Love (unless you find a Vampire that wants to eat you)

KFed Tells His "Story" to People Magazine... and guess what... still, no one cares

- he remembers when he first met Britney in a club
- the happiest part of their marriage was getting married (??)
- having several kids by two baby mommas troubled his marriage with Britney
- he didn't ask for custody of his two sons with Britney for money only
- he is "rooting" for Britney
- he is happy his kids get to now see Britney
So basically we can draw the conclusion that KFed was not the gold digger we all assumed he was. Instead, he is an attention-whore that turned this God-awful situation into a media stunt to make him look like a king. If he really cared about those two kids, you would probably be holding a People Magazine cover of him with them as you read this because THAT would defiantly be cover-worthy footage. His image as a trailer-trash bad boy has changed drastically since Britney when loony and they divorced. Now he is a suave, clean-cut, romantic looking father figure that appears to be the responsible (and rich) adult. I would have had more respect for him if he would have just taken her money and run. At least then he wouldn't be a poser, pretending he actually loved Britney Spears as a person and not as a very wealthy sex-symbol.
Sorry, KFed. Not only does no one believe this goody-good image you are fronting in true, but we also simply don't give a damn about what you have to say. I'd rather listen to crazy Britney talk, at least she's down with being nuts and doesn't try to fake sanity.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Attention Celebrities: I dare you to name your child Bob!

Why do you all feel the need to name your children outlandish names. Do you not realize these kids have to keep these lives until they are at least 18 years old if not forever? Do you not understand that normal people do not want to go by "Apple" or "Bronx" for the rest of their lives? Do you not understand that there are still plenty of unique yet normal names out there?
Recently, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz finally gave birth to her son with husband and Fallout Boy bassist Pete Wentz. Did they name their child something normal like Bob? No. They named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yes, Mowgli as in the Jungle Book boy and Bronx as in NYC. They poor child has a long life to live.
Grantedm baby Bronx was born to two very rich young parents. Isn't that punishment enough... having Ashlee Simpson as your mother?? Obviously not, on account that the kids name is only going to harass his life even more. I feel bad for celebrity babies. Not only do they never really get to spend time with their parents (that's what full-time nannies are for!) but they are stalked by the paparzzi and are given horrid names they must answer to for the rest of their lives! It must be retched growing up in Hollywood. At least they don't have to worry about someone with the same name ever being in their class...
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Spencer and Heidi get Married (divorce bets anyone??)

Heidi and Spencer are without a doubt the most annoying couple in Hollywood. They are classless and ignorant not to mention very un-funny and disturbing. Spencer attempts to manage Heidi's nonexistent career as he tries to manipulate the overly-loved Lauren Conrad. Also, he is just down right ugly. Please shave, Spencer.
We have all witnessed their up and down relationship that would switch from hot to cold in a matter of seconds. What we are witnessing now is just one more step closer to divorce. After all, it is not cool in Hollywood to remain wed and Heidi and Spencer need all the help with being cool they can get.
Benji Madden Says Goodbye to Paris But Paris is Still in Love... awww shucks!

Benji Madden and Paris Hilton's relationship was a total joke, as are all of her so-called "relationships." She's a fake girl so I guess its only suiting for her to be fake in love with her fake boyfriends. Not to mention, the fact that Benji's career is pretty much non-existent didn't help his cause either.
Paris Hilton has to be the most aggravating person in Hollywood. She can't act, she can't sing, and she's a terrible role model for all the preteens that look up to her and her delinquent younger sister. The ironic part about Paris is that for some reason she is every where. Every magazine you pick up features her on at least one page. Lame. It must be nice to come from a billionaire family and have everything in life given to you, including fame and pseudo-love. Her love life might be fake but at least her money is real. I guess money can't buy love after all...
Monday, November 17, 2008
Joe Jonas DIDN'T Cheat on Taylor Swift, They Just Had Issues, That's All

Sunday, November 16, 2008
Kanye West gets it Handed to Him (and this time not by a photographer!)

Thursday, November 13, 2008
Mariah Carey in "Santa Lingerie:" The Gift the Keeps on Giving (That's what She Said)

Angelina Claims She is Going to Quit Acting!

Monday, November 10, 2008
Lindsay Lohan is NOT a Lesbian... She's Just Dating a Girl... duh?

Sunday, November 9, 2008
Nope, Sorry, Britney Spears will NOT be the Virgin Mary in an Upcoming Film

Sunday, October 19, 2008
T.I. is Getting Locked Up in Prison for 1 Year.... Can They Even Do That?!

Yup... you heard it, and unfortunately I am NOT making this up. T.I. (a.k.a Clifford Harris Jr.) was busted by undercover cops outside a downtown Atlanta store for attempting to buy machine guns and silencers. Did I mention this went down just FOUR HOURS before the BET award show T.I. was scheduled to attend and potentially receive NINE AWARDS?? Granted this run down with the cops took place last year but the fun has only begun for T.I: he now has to serve ONE YEAR in prison. Granted this isn't that long for someone who calls himself a "thug" and a "gangsta" but still... one year when you have the Billboard #2 and #3 song is quite the ruthless punishment. Can they even do this to him??
CNN conducted a great interview with Clifford Harris Jr. that is an epitome of journalism genius. Check out excepts from the interview transcript below, courtesy of CNN.com:
CNN: When I first heard about the charges, I said, "You have got to be kidding. WHY?"
T.I.: Well, in order to fully understand the answer to that question, you will have to put yourself in my shoes. You know how many attempts have been made against my life? There are people out there that would rather kill you than to tell you "Good luck" or "I am happy for you." So until you understand that, you wouldn't understand my train of thought.
Not to say it was right. It's just my best explanation.
CNN: What scares you?
T.I.: Federal court dates. (Laughs)
CNN: Are you scared about going to jail for a year?
T.I.: I wouldn't describe it as fear. I would describe it more as concerned. Concerned, and I am a little anxious. Sooner I get started, sooner I get finished.
CNN: What do you think is the biggest misconception is about you?
T.I.: The biggest misconception is that I am a hotheaded thug. Ignorant, cold-hearted, just another ignorant rapper who had a chance at success and has done nothing but horrible things with it. Nothing can be further from the truth.
CNN: You can't vote because you're a convicted felon.T.I.: As far as I know, that is the case.
CNN: How much does that hurt? Is there a candidate you want to support?
T.I.: Well, man, it isn't necessarily about a candidate that I want to support. I feel like I owe that to my kids, my little cousins, everybody in the generation under me, to try to make this world a better place, this nation a better place. I am not going to focus on what I can't do. I am going to focus on what I CAN do.
CNN: How many kids do you have now?
T.I.: Six.
CNN: Six?! How many kids do you want?
T.I.: I'll have as many as the Lord blesses me with. So be it, as long as I have enough money to take care of them. I don't ever want to have kids who don't know their brothers and sisters. I want them all to grow up together, knowing each other, living together. I don't ever want to have some secret children.
CNN: That's very Bob Marley of you.
T.I.: (Laughs)
CNN: Do you think there's been a price to pay for your success?
T.I.: Absolutely. Absolutely. There has definitely been a price to pay. So far, it has cost me my best friend [T.I.'s 26-year-old personal assistant, Philant Johnson, was killed in a freeway shooting after a 2006 concert in Cincinnati], it has cost me time in jail, it has cost me time away from my family. I have missed four birthdays, two first days of school, four football games and a few more other things. Important outings that I would have liked to be home for.
But I mean -- I'm not going to complain about it, you know what I'm saying? I prayed for this for so long, and now I got it, you know? So I am going to maintain my position.
EndOk, so I have a few comments (as usual, I know):
First of all, NO ONE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU, T.I. Yes, you are a fantastic rapper with clever beats and thuggish lyrics BUT you are no Tupac or Biggie.... sorry. Now they, on the other hand, did have people out to kill them and it just so happened it was the other one... (and Suge Knight and LAPD... now they had a reason to carry a machine gun...)
Secondly, if I were you, I would take those federal court dates you're scared of more seriously because there is a slightly good chance you will only serve like a day in prison like all the other celebrities. I would also be a little more scared of you mom and your career.... oh wait, being a "thug" this will help your career. Must be nice.
Thirdly, there is no "as far as I know..." when it comes to you voting status. You can't vote, get over it, stop committing felonies. Also, would you have really voted anyway? It seems difficult to do whatever you like when you have to get up and vote on Nov. 4.
Fourthly, why do you have six kids???? I mean, seriously, why? And I have to ask, how many mothers do these six kids have? After all, you are not married.
And finally, to the CNN interviewer... please go back to journalism school. Your comments are bizarre and way to friendly and normal for a celebrity as high class as T.I. Plus, there were more important questions to ask such as, how long do you lawyers tell you you will actually spend in prison, how well is your prison cell furnished, who will you pop bottles with in prison, and exactly what is a "paper chaser?" These answers we may never know... or at least not for another year.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Brad Pitt 'Convinces' Angelina to get Knocked Up! (um okay...?)
News on the street is that Angelina Jolie didn't really want to get knocked up with twins.... it was baby daddy Brad Pitt that convinced her to have more babies! Why do I find this piece of gossip fishy.... well I dunno, maybe the fact that Angelina adopts babies like they're going out of style so why WOULDN'T she want to have more? Oh that's right... because her and Brad's biological children aren't Asian! I mean, duh!Friday, October 10, 2008
Awww... Nicole Richie Feeds her Daughter... Just Not Herself

According to a People Magazine article, Nicole Richie has been "domesticated" thanks to her baby Harlow and her pseudo-responsibility as a mother. She told People Magazine a few years ago that she doesn't cook or clean (obviously.... I mean she weighed like 80 pounds!) but now she is changing her act by making homemade baby food for her daughter Harlow! Now if only she could learn to feed herself....
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Britney Spears Releases New Scandelous Music Video!

Sunday, October 5, 2008
Locklear gets Locked Up and David Spade Sort of Cares...

Sunday, September 28, 2008
Scarlett Johansson Gets Married! (at least for now)

Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Clay Aiken is Gay! (nah... really?!)
Nick Hogan is Getting Out of Jail Early... Surprise, Surprise...
Monday, September 22, 2008
Do Celebrities Ever Edit the Wikipedia Article about Themselves?
For example, take a look at the Wikipedia page on Miley Cyrus. Whatever genius wrote and edited this article talked a lot about her having a tutor on set with her at all times and much too little about all the time she spends with random guys taking naughty pictures of herself. It is obvious to me that Miley has edited her own Wikipedia page. Either that or Daddy dearest did it for her. The article only briefly mentions her scandalous photos that ironically circulated the internet at the most recent peak of her fame.... don't even get me started on that publicity campaign.
Wikipedia should have professionals writing about celebrities. Professionals that will not candy-coat all the stupid things celebrities are doing each and everyday and instead give people an honest look at the lives of the rich and famous. Until then, the world will have to settle for TMZ and other blogs such as mine... that is until Perez Hilton figures out how to edit a Wikipedia article.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Charlie Sheen will be a great dad to a son... just not a daughter?!
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
The Jonas Brothers Say they Hope to Marry a 14 Year Old Girl!
Friday, September 12, 2008
Amy Winehouse Scheduled to Die Soon

Leave Kanye Alone!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008
The Only People Who Want to Read Lynn Spears' New Book Cannot Even Read

Lynn claims that Britney lost her virginity at the age of 14 even though Britney always claimed she lost it to Justin Timberlake when they were 20. Lynn also claims her beloved poster-child had in her posession cocaine, all before she could even drive a car. She also mentions how she *encouraged* her underage (and unwed) daughter to sleep with Justin Timberlake while they were "dating." Umm... okay...
So what type of mother actually screws up their child this badly and has the nerve to publish a novel about it? Does she not see that her daughter is already beyond repair? I mean, seriously, Lynn, Britney belongs in the loony house. When Kevin Federline is the most stable parent in your grandchildren's life, I think you have already done enough damage as a mother. If I were her, I would have severely questioned actually writing this book. Not only is it a horrible piece of literature but it is just plain stupid. If I wanted to reaffirm how well I was raised, I would just watch Ali Lohan's new reality show. A book, though, that's a bit much.
I actually feel bad for Britney Spears after reading more about this book, and trust me, that's saying a lot.
Check out People Magazine's article on Lynn Spears' book and her admittance to making "mistakes."
